The Seven Stages of Feminist Grief (Todd Akin edition)
SHOCK: What the fuck did he just say?

DENIAL: No, that can’t be right.

ANGER: Fucking ‘legitimate’?!

BARGAINING: Maybe he’s high?

GUILT: It’s my own fault for checking Twitter.

DEPRESSION: FML, people are defending him.

ACCEPTANCE: Whatever. On to the next sexist asshole.